WATCH: THE REVOLUTION GOES SIDEWAYS

The shortboard revolution gave us "total involvement" and "creative self-expression" and radicalness and huge turns and the tube and etc and it was great, exciting, sport-changing stuff. The shortboard revolution also produced an Everest-sized mountain of chaff and dross. Windmilling arms. Stuttering footwork. And wiggling. So much wiggling. Enough to make a short video!...